i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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