they need to just BURY HIM!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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