theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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