haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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