she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
