Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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