i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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