is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Are we still banned from the library?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Randomize
