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I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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