This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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