Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
