bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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