Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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