woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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