i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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