I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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