My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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