Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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