I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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