She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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