guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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