Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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