marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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