i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize