my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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