I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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