He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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