I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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