Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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