I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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