is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I AM VODKA MAN
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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