that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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