I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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