his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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