We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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