i need an iv and a liver transplant
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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