I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize