Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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