No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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