this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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