She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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