i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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