I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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