I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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