She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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