wanna go halves on a baby?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
You left your phone here
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