break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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