69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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