It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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