Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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