singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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