I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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