is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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