wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Enjoy the penises
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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