She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My liver just had a heart attack.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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