I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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