We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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